Pat Fussy

Meet Pat Fussy, the fake company that takes professionalism seriously—even when absolutely nobody else should. The Pat Fussy Collection is packed with funny adult humor shirts and apparel designed to look like real business and blue-collar company gear, only with names, slogans, and double meanings that quickly reveal the joke.

Built around adult humor, sexual innuendo, offensive comedy, dirty jokes, and fake company parody, Pat Fussy designs are made for people who like shirts that get a second look. Someone might think you're advertising a legitimate business at first—then they read it again, catch the hidden meaning, and realize exactly what you're wearing.

From trades and service companies to whatever inappropriate business Pat Fussy gets into next, this collection will continue growing with new fake company designs and suggestive slogans. Wear one to parties, bars, BBQs, tailgates, work gatherings, or anywhere boring shirts aren't required.

If your sense of humor is inappropriate, your mind tends to live in the gutter, and you're not afraid of an offensive joke, you've found the right company.

Pat Fussy — questionable business names, inappropriate slogans, and adult humor you probably shouldn't wear to a job interview.