Stay warm while reminding everyone just how close you came to having the night of your life with the I Was 2 Girls Away From Having a Threesome Premium Hoodie. Featuring the hilarious line “I Was 2 Girls Away From Having a Threesome Last Night,” this adult humor hoodie delivers a dirty joke with a punchline that gets even funnier once people actually do the math.
The bold red and white graphic puts “2 GIRLS” and “THREESOME” front and center, making it look like you’re about to tell one incredible story. Then the rest of the message sinks in: you weren’t close at all. That unexpected twist makes this funny hoodie perfect for getting laughs, double takes, and conversations wherever you wear it.
Made for fans of adult humor, sexual humor, dirty jokes, sarcastic sayings, and inappropriate graphic hoodies, it’s perfect for bars, parties, bachelor weekends, bonfires, tailgates, concerts, vacations, camping trips, or just hanging out with friends.
Throw it on with jeans, joggers, or your favorite casual gear for an easy outfit with absolutely no shortage of personality. It also makes a hilarious gift for a boyfriend, husband, bachelor, best friend, coworker, or anyone who appreciates a good sexual joke at their own expense.
If your sense of humor is inappropriate and you’re always willing to sacrifice your dignity for a good laugh, the I Was 2 Girls Away From Having a Threesome Premium Hoodie belongs in your collection.