I Was 2 Girls Away From Having a Threesome T-Shirt

Sometimes you’re closer to living the dream than you think. The I Was 2 Girls Away From Having a Threesome T-Shirt delivers a hilarious adult joke with the perfectly disappointing punchline: “I Was 2 Girls Away From Having a Threesome Last Night.”

Featuring bold red and white lettering with “2 GIRLS” and “THREESOME” front and center, this funny graphic tee grabs attention before the joke even sinks in. At first it sounds like somebody had one wild night. Then you do the math and realize he was nowhere close. That simple twist makes it the kind of shirt people read, laugh at, and immediately show to their friends.

Made for fans of adult humor, sexual humor, sarcastic jokes, funny sayings, and inappropriate graphic tees, this shirt is an easy choice for bars, parties, bachelor weekends, vacations, concerts, BBQs, tailgates, or just hanging out with friends.

Pair it with jeans or shorts and let the shirt do the talking. It also makes a hilarious gift for a boyfriend, husband, bachelor, best friend, coworker, or that guy who never lets reality get in the way of a good story.

If you like your graphic tees bold, inappropriate, and built around a punchline people won't forget, the I Was 2 Girls Away From Having a Threesome T-Shirt belongs in your collection.